This will be a very short note - just... hello and welcome.

This journal will be flocked for the simple reason that I don't want children and people who might get offended to read it by accident. I hope you will be honest about your age, but in the end of the day I can't ask you for a birth certificate to let you read this. If you are sure that you can handle the content of this journal - please come in, grab a chair or a pillow and enjoy yourself.

If not - have a cookie and a cup of tea, but leave please. :)